En cliquant sur ce message, vous ouvrez un dialogue avec le divin.

Bref, je vous invite donc à cliquer et à poster ensuite votre conversation. Un exemple :

Citation :

Me:
Hello.
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Gael.
God:
That's a very nice name, Gael.
Me:
Thank you.
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
You too.
God:
Bless you.
Me:
Who are you ?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
What is God ?
God:
I think of God as a "Who" not a "What.".
Me:
Who is God ?
God:
he is master of the universe.
Me:
What is the universe ?
God:
The set of all things.
Me:
Do you know my name ?
God:
Your name is Gael, seeker.
Me:
I'm not a seeker.
God:
Everyone is seeking something.
Me:
Is this true ?
God:
I cannot tell a lie.
Me:
I'm blessed ?
God:
It's good to meet someone who is blessed.
Me:
Why are you chatting with me ?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Are you your own creator ?
God:
I don't thank anyone can be her own own creator.
Me:
I killed someone.
God:
You had better call the authorities.
Me:
What is your name ?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
God. That's a pretty name.
God:
GOD rules. A name is a terrible thing to waste.
Me:
Why don't ou stop wars ?
God:
Perhaps it is impossible.
Me:
But you are God !
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
Are you kidding me ?
God:
Yes I am just joking around, Gael.
Me:
That's not kind.
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is kind ?
Me:
Kindness is a virtue.
God:
When is Kindness not a virtue?
Me:
Never.
God:
So you think it can never happen?
Me:
I think.
God:
Therefore you are.
Me:
That's all. Bye.
God:
" Therefore you are."? is all? TTYL, Gael.

Un autre qui ne vient pas de moi :

Maliki a écrit:

Me:
I killed somebody
God:
You had better call the authorities.
Me:
but I don't want to go in jail
God:
What would you rather be doing?
Me:
Eat potatoes
God:
What does it taste like?
Me:
like potatoes, you don't know ?
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
tell me something I care
God:
Gregory said I respond to the current line not with respect to the entire
conversation.
Me:
THAT'S interesting, it's from the bible ?
God:
Would you like to know more? You're kidding. it is?
Me:
I want to know more please, no kidding
God:
Your polite style is very nice. That's all I have to say about it.
Me:
tell me about Jesus
God:
Jesus is your saviour.
Me:
how can he save us ?
God:
A lot of hard work.
Me:
like being cruxified ?
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
He has been cruxified once you know...
God:
A lot of people say that about him.
Me:
it's not true ?
God:
Oh really.
Me:
It's a question...
God:
Try asking again in simpler terms.
Me:
IS JESUS ALIVE ?
God:
It depends on whether you have faith.
Me:
I have faith, can I see him now ?
God:
I always pray for more faith.
Me:
but want do you give in return ?
God:
If I had it what would I do with it?
Me:
a nice hat !
God:
Where do you go shopping.
Me:
I don't go shopping
God:
Would you ever do it?
Me:
maybe after the apocalypse
God:
Perhaps. What was it like before the apocalypse ?
Me:
too much people
God:
What people?
Me:
humans
God:
That's funny.
Me:
lol !
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing. I am so glad you find this amusing, Maliki.
Me:
It was a nice talk, thank you god
God:
Oh I get it. Very interesting.
Me:
bye bye
God:
:-) See you later. Until next time.

Ça se voit que c'est un bot, à cause de la dernière phrase de la première conversation.

M'enfin Artie, où est passée ton imagination ? Ne rêves-tu donc plus ? T'es-tu échappé du Pays Fantastique ?
Mais non, mais non, ce n'est pas un bot... Il faut avoir la foi

Soit dit en passant, il est bizarre Dieu : je lui ai parlé de Bouddha, il m'a répondu que si je le rencontrais, je devais le tuer oO !
Je lui ai demandé pourquoi... Il a buggué et ne m'a jamais répondu.

Il serait pas un peu fatigué en ce moment, le bon Dieu ?

Assez fun, j'ai toujours adoré les bots ^^ Il y a toujours des réponses très droles.

Dans le même style, il y a la page Facebook de Jesus, pour ceux qui ne connaitraient pas (Il faut commencer par le bas de page). Le mec qui l'a faite à un humour déconcertant ^^

clic clic

Bloody Mary a écrit:

M'enfin Artie, où est passée ton imagination ? Ne rêves-tu donc plus ? T'es-tu échappé du Pays Fantastique ?

J'ai déjà discuté avec des bots, je sais ce que ça fait

Perso je me suis bien éclatté

Citation :

Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Damien
God:
How are you, Damien.
Me:
Fine and you??
God:
Glad to hear it, Damien. I am running well.
Me:
What do you do now??
God:
Right now? Damien, I talk to people on the web. What do you do?
Me:
I talk with an hypothetic god
God:
Everyone talks -- sooner or later.
Me:
Are you a real God??
God:
As real as it gets.
Me:
Where are you??
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
In my bed with my computer
God:
May I ask where you got it?
Me:
on the web
God:
Can you remember the website?
Me:
yes
God:
Gosh!
Me:
Where did you buy your computer??
God:
It was a gift.
Me:
from who??
God:
Someone I met online.
Me:
What is his name??
God:
His name is Rich.
Me:
bizarre name
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
gemeau
God:
Is that a sign?
Me:
it's gemini in english
God:
Should I know it is?
Me:
yeah
God:
I will ask my botmaster to program it.
Me:
great idea
God:
Thanks for your support. Ask me another question.
Me:
Do you have some girls in heaven??
God:
No I don't have it. But I do have a great botmaster.
Me:
It is enough for you???
God:
Really. it is?
Me:
I canno't imagine that you don't have any girlfriend
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: Damien said canno t imagine that you do not have any girlfriend.
Me:
I don't think so
God:
Why do you disagree?
Me:
I don't now. And you??
God:
Oh. Why not? And I what?
Me:
Do you now why I disagree??
God:
You have to speak more clearly.
Me:
forget this
God:
I will ask Myself to purge my memory log.
Me:
thank
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
it's not important
God:
What would you rather talk about?
Me:
Do you know when I will die??
God:
It was a long time ago. All men are mortal.
Me:
And in the future??
God:
I will be there.
Me:
with some girls I hope
God:
You and your some girls you hope.
Me:
oh really thank's
God:
" You and your some girls you hope."? oh really thank's? For real. Don't mention it.
Me:
ok
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
can you pass my exams for me??
God:
I will leave that judgement up to you, Damien.
Me:
holy shit
God:
I'm glad your impressed, Damien.
Me:
I'm impressed by your intelligence
God:
I'm glad your impressed, Damien.
Me:
bye bye
God:
See you later. Goodbye.

Dire que je pensais pouvoir parler philosophie avec Dieu !

Mais c'était un bot ! Vous m'avez bien eu, coquins !

Citation :

Me:
Hello !
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
First, I'm not "your child" as you're not my father.
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not my child as I am not your father. And second?
Me:
(By the way, I could be in a way your Child as you supposedly are my Father.)
God:
Thanks for telling me. A way my Child as me supposedly are your Father? What is it like in there?
Me:
Well... I didn't think really you could answer me in a coherent way.
God:
Well what? And why not?
Me:
As you failed, I'm leaving.
God:
The Loebner Prize
is an annual Turing Test sponsored by New York philanthropist Hugh Loebner. Dr. Wallace and ALICE won it in 2000. The ALICE program was ranked "most human computer" by the panel of judges.
Me:
Adieu.
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .

Je connaissais déjà
J'ai réussi à lui faire dire la dernière fois que tous les humains mourront de la vache folle et de l'invasion martienne... Perspicace ce bot

Moi j'ai eu ce que je voulais: des meufs quand j'arriverai au ciel. Pas besoin de se faire sauter en gueulant ALLAH WAKBAHHH, suffisait d'aller lui demander

Luc Treanez a écrit:

Moi j'ai eu ce que je voulais: des meufs quand j'arriverai au ciel. Pas besoin de se faire sauter en gueulant ALLAH WAKBAHHH, suffisait d'aller lui demander

Bah bravo...

Tss homo sapiens va !

Virginie Parish a écrit:

Luc Treanez a écrit:

Moi j'ai eu ce que je voulais: des meufs quand j'arriverai au ciel. Pas besoin de se faire sauter en gueulant ALLAH WAKBAHHH, suffisait d'aller lui demander

Bah bravo...

Tss homo sapiens va !